It’s possible there is no great enthusiasm for a fresh take of Dracula from Luc Besson, the celebrated French director for glossiness and bloat. However, it’s worth noting: his lavishly upholstered romantic vampire tale has ambition and panache – and in all its Hammer-y cheesiness, I might just favor over Eggers’s dignified recent take of Nosferatu. There are some very bizarre touches, such as a scene that looks like it presents a territorial boundary between France and Romania.
Christoph Waltz embodies a clever but beleaguered man of the church pursuing the undead – it’s surprising he never took on such a part earlier – who ends up in Paris in 1889 during the centennial of the French Revolution. Likewise present is the sinister Dracula, enacted by the seasoned horror actor Caleb Landry Jones using a distorted Eastern European tone reminiscent of Carell’s Gru character in the Despicable Me films. This character that he too was born to take on.
Here’s the premise: the count has traveled ceaselessly the globe in anguish over four centuries after his transformation into a vampire, a penalty for his irreligious grief after the passing of his wife, Elisabeta (an inaugural screen appearance for Zoë Bleu, Rosanna Arquette’s child). the vampire has been searching, searching, searching for a female who could be the return of his lost love. As ill fortune would have it, the chosen woman turns out to be Mina (again played by Bleu), the modest betrothed of the count’s timid estate manager, Jonathan Harker (enacted by Ewens Abid), who just traveled to Dracula’s fortress to negotiate his real estate holdings and the tiny painting of the lovely Mina drew the vampire’s attention.
Besson structures Dracula’s flashback sequence of international journeys wearing flamboyant outfits confidently, and he doesn’t shy away from giving us funny bits reminiscent of Mel Brooks – for example Dracula’s ongoing failed efforts to end his own life after Elisabeta’s death, in addition to farcical scenes that result after Dracula applies to himself in a certain perfume in 18th-century Florence, which causes him to be compelling to the opposite sex. Outlandish but entertaining.
Dracula can be streamed online starting December 1st and in disc format starting the twenty-second of December. It screens in Australian cinemas from 5 February 2026.
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